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Think Quick! ! ! ! ! ! !
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was
properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice
-- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it
over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back
some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all
went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man
frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."
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