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THE MONKEY
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a
lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey,
"Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have
some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey
and they have a few tokes together.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and
that he's going to get a drink from the river. The
lizard climbs down the tree, ditty bops on thru the
jungle to the river and leans over the river to get
his drink. Well, the lizard is so stoned that he leans
too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's
the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting in a tree and smoking a joint with the monkey
and got too stoned and then fell into the river while
taking a drink.
The crocodile says he's gotta check this hippie monkey
out and walks off into the jungle where he finds the
tree where the monkey is still sitting and toking on
the joint. He looks up and says "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says, "ffuuucccckkkk
dude.......how much water did you drink?!!
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