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Life in a Mental Ward
In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and
sees a patient pretending he's driving a car, with his
hands at 10 and 2.
The nurse asks him," Charlie! What are you doing?"
Charlie replied" Can't talk right now I 'm driving to
Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as
he stopped driving his imaginary car and she asks
"Well Charlie, how you doing?"
Charlie says "I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago
and I need some rest"
"That's great," replied the nurse," I'm glad you had a
safe trip."
The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across
the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed
sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.
Very surprised, she shouts "Ed what are you doing !?"
To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's
wife while he's in Chicago.”
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