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Exhaust!
A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox.
Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. The
little girl notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.
Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted.."
"Can I try it," she asks?"
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides
of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and the little boy is thrown 20 feet,
ending up against a tree. He groggily gets to his feet,runs back to where the little girl
is. He finds her laying on the ground, out cold , flat on her back, spread eagle.
Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I
thought ... DUAL EXHAUST."
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