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He who run in front of car get tired.
He who run behind car get exhausted.
He who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
He with one chopstick go hungry.
He who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
He who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
He who drive like hell, bound to get there.
He who stand on toilet is high on pot.
He who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
He who fart church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
He that cooks carrots and pees in same pot, very unsanitary.
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